Prepare for a laugh-out-loud adventure with the St. Marys Community Players’ spring production of Marc Camoletti’s riotous farce ‘BOEING, BOEING’!
Catch the madcap chaos from April 23 to May 6 at the Town Hall Theatre in St. Marys. Directed by Ralph Small and produced by Stephen Brockwell and Read Paxton, this is a theatrical treat you won’t want to miss!
Secure your audition spot by emailing info@stmaryscommunityplayers.ca with BOEING BOEING in the subject line, and tell us which character has caught your eye!
Bernard Lawrence, an American architect in Paris, secretly lives with three stewardess fiancées—Gloria, Gretchen, and Gabriella—none of whom are aware of the others. Their staggered flight schedules allow this, aided by Bernard’s maid, Berthe, who manages their separate belongings and routines. When flight changes cause all three women to arrive in Paris the same day, Bernard’s scheme begins to unravel. His friend Robert Lambert, newly in town, gets involved in trying to maintain the ruse. Can they manage the chaos, or will it overwhelm them?
Auditions take off on:
- Friday, Dec. 5th at 6:30 PM
- Saturday, Dec. 6th at 1 PM
- Sunday, Dec. 7th at 1 PM
Fasten your seatbelts and put your tray table in the upright position and join the fun at St. Marys Presbyterian Church, 147 Widder St E (side entrance).
Bring your energy and dive into scenes with fellow actors—no monologues, no stress, just lively reads that spark chemistry!
Meet the Characters:
- Bernard: The suave yet sly American architect in Paris juggling three clueless fiancées, all flight attendants—his tangled web spun with impeccable timing and charm.
- Robert: Bernard’s earnest and somewhat overwhelmed friend from Wisconsin, caught in the chaos and trying to keep the secrets afloat.
- Berthe: Bernard’s world-weary French housekeeper, drained but determined, juggling the madness behind the scenes.
- Gloria: The ambitious American flight attendant who’s sharp, savvy, and the first to meet Robert.
- Gabriella: The fiery Italian stewardess whose passion sets the stage ablaze.
- Gretchen: The proud and powerful German flight attendant with an unmistakable presence.
